“Hello, Ann. It’s Ed.” “Hi, Ed.” “When I come
over tonight, should I bring condoms?” “Well,
I think it’s a little soon…” “Take condoms!
You want to be secure!” “Hey, who the hell’s
listening in to our conversation!?!”
“I’m with the National Security
Agency. We’ve been tapping both your phones
for a year.” “Damn! I’ll call AT&T!”
“Don’t bother. We’re partners. We want you to
be secure. Including with sex. So use
condoms.” “I thought you just tapped people who
are terrorists. Government can’t abuse
an average American like me!”
“Teehee…You’ve been watching too much TV.”
Roger Armbrust
August 27, 2007
