Friday, August 24, 2007

THE ARMCHAIR ASSASSIN IX

Official word says we ashed Bosnia’s
6,000 MANPADS three years ago. But
now the Company negates that. Some ass
sold 200 to bin Laden who shut
them tight in Tora Bora. He’s set to
share the wealth with terrorist cells worldwide.
I just got coordinates on the two
White Mountain caves where Osama’s guards hide
the missiles. Those hills look like some GI
bunked under a wrinkled army blanket.
They house former outposts built by our guys
for Muslims to fight the Russkies. I bet
you’ll just see piles of rubble when we’re done.
They should have let me blast him in ’01.


Roger Armbrust
August 23, 2007