Wednesday, August 15, 2007

THE ARMCHAIR ASSASSIN V

I’ve waited to hammer this scum since they
took our guys hostage in ’79
with Carter flat on his ass. Bergner says
Quds now arm Iraqi insurgents. Fine.
Just watch me please the Chief and blast them to
crisp wafers of flesh, turn silos to ash.
Advanced Crystal/IKON provides stark views
of the Saghand mine huge as the deep gash
on my girlfriend’s face. The Ardekan nuke
fuel unit’s so sharp, I can almost taste
the yellowcake. By dusk, missiles will juke
all twelve weapon sites. We’ll then track and waste—
to aid the Company—ayatollahs.
By noon, they’ll wish they’d never canned the Shah.




Roger Armbrust
July 6, 2007