Come to my cave
Lie here beside me
All things you crave
I crave them too
If I behave
Strangely or badly
I’m not a knave
I’m simply madly
Completely madly
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Come to my heart
Enter its artery
Don’t think me smart
Or this mere flattery
I shake and start
What can the matter be?
Surely it’s gotta be
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Every dentist shows the tooth a drill
Every doctor prescribes a small pill
Every watchmaker makes time stand still
I’m a suitor who hopes I suit you
Come to my arms
Feel my bulging muscles
Keep you from harm
Free from brutal tussles
Don’t be alarmed
It’s no luster’s hustle
I’m simply madly
Completely madly
Never to be sadly
Always quite gladly
Even Scotch plaidly
Madly and gladly
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Roger Armbrust
June 30, 2014
