Aussie conservative party leader,
Mr. Buswell, has allegedly sniffed
a lady’s chair after this miss moved her…
person, making Parliament bloody miffed
by such a nosy affair. One would think
to raise a stink over his obsessive
whiff would cause a politician to sink
in the polls. Indeed, his foes, aggressive
and moral, symbolize crucifixion
by demanding he resign. He’s inclined,
I’ve read, to cry and offer contrition.
I’d advise him, “Shrug and act more benign.
Say, ‘My seat sniff’s natural. No wonder
I love bottoms. Oi! We live Down Under.’ ”
Roger Armbrust
April 30, 2008
