Slice my heart with a Bowie knife
Stab me deep and end my strife
I asked you to be my wife
You laughed and walked away
I bought you clothes, I cooked you food
Moved in a swanky neighborhood
I had it bad and thought it was good
Till you laughed and walked away
What can I do
Here without you
I guess I’ll die…
Wait…
I got an idea
I’ll slice your tires until they’re flat
I’ll shout on Facebook how you’re fat
Sneak in your house and kill your cat…
(Hold it…no…I won’t kill your cat)
I’ll just shave it bare, and after that
I’ll laugh (HA HA HA) and walk away
Roger Armbrust
July 13, 2018
