OVATION FOR
OVID
Ovid’s
birthday today, that crafty Roman
poet mainly
known for “Metamorphoses”,
tracing
world history from creation
to Julius
Caesar. But let me praise, please,
his “Ars
Amatoria” – The Art of Love --
showing me
how to find a woman, or
woman how to
win a man. Gods above!
His simple
guide still in play for lovers!
Don’t forget
her birthday. Never ask your date
her age. Let
her miss you…but not too long. Then
after you
fight, “making up, but in private”.
Simultaneous
orgasm. Hey, man!
Who needs
Kinsey or Alex Comfort? Give
me an
ancient Roman to learn how to live!
Roger
Armbrust
March 20,
2023